Your diversion--and amusement--for the day

It seems some clown dressed up like this--in a tight, red suit--and went on the field last night at the Phillies game at "Citizens Bank Ballpark" (wasn't it great when ballparks weren't named after companies?) so Matt Diaz stopped the knucklehead. He also probably saved him from getting tased, for that matter. He owes Mr. Diaz a big "thank you", I should think.