Three notes on Angelina Jolie

1) She seems anorexic; 2) She seems to be "flipping out", what with the seemingly clear anorexia and that whole "I gotta' make sure I stick my leg out of this dress everywhere I'm seen" thing and 3) I think she and Brad will split (OH, NO. I'M AGHAST). I mean, sure, it's a Hollywood couple and that's as frequent and cheap as you get but I think somehow people thought these two were different and above all that. I doubt it. Seriously. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow but soon and for the rest of their lives.